Murphy's laws on girls

Murphy's laws on girls : too
good...

1. If u think a girl is beautiful,
she'll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u
will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse
the looks...

4. "95% of the girls in this world
are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your
company.".................100% true

5. The guy standing next to a
beautiful girl can never be her
brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you
like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years
from now ,when you are
committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl,
the more she'll want to be
friends
with you.

8. Theory of relativity...... The more u run towards a hot
chick....the more she goes away
from u...

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone...
just when you are about to let
her know about your
feelings...she will spot a long
lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to
tell your feelings to a girl on a
private chat, the more
probability the long lost friend
she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in
everything
9:1 Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to
the girl, the longer it takes
before things work out, but
ultimately it will (some smile
for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really
like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your
teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either
nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur
money,health and leave u a
total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a
girl...the more seriously her dad
will hate u

13. the love you shower a girl
with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad
will be showering at you.