Women are Women

A Woman was
out golfing one day when she
hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to
look for it and found a frog in
a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you
release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes. "
The woman freed the frog,
and the frog said, "Thank
you,but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to
your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will
get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's
okay." For her first wish, she
wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do
realize that this wish will also
make Your husband the most
handsome man in the world,
an Adonis whom women will
flock to. "
The woman replied, "That's
okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for
me. " So, -she' s the most
beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said , "That will make
your husband the richest man
in the world and he will be ten
times richer than you." The
woman said ,
"That's okay, because what' s
mine is his and what' s his is
mine. "
So, -she' s the richest woman
in the world!
The frog then inquired about
her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild
heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women
are clever. Don't mess with
them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the story
for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll
down.
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The man had a heart attack
ten times milder than his
wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women
are really dumb but think
they're really smart.
Let them continue to think
that way and just enjoy the
show
PS: If you are a woman and
are still reading this; it only
goes to show that women
never listen !!!!!!